Cow Sees Steak

Kind of looks more like a dog than a cow. A fat dog.

Notice the over-sized eyes. I don't know why we have googley eyes that big, but at least they could now be used. There should be a little word balloon saying "Mommy...?" Though that wouldn't be very original. I know I've seen it several places before. It's also quite cruel.

It was supposed to be for my parents' anniversary today. My parents thought I was calling one of them fat, though it was only a tribute to my dad's barbecuing.

Fail.